It’s no secret that I love to travel.
35 countries and 48 states – so far.
Most of my travels involved taking in the culture of new locales, wandering far from the well-trodden touristy areas…
…as if me living in Damascus wasn’t evidence enough.
Mrs Thegue also likes to travel. But her interests usually involve all-inclusive resorts where she can get a tan. So much like a marriage, when we decided to take our first vacation without the kids since before Covid, we had to compromise.
My wife does have a few “bucket list” places that don’t include suntan oil, so we considered those in June when we looked into booking a trip:
In particular:
I’d been camping in the Smoky Mountains as a kid, so I’d “done” Tennessee, but never Nashville. Sandi wanted the country music scene and to purchase a local pair of cowboy boots… but I don’t like country music, and would look absolutely stupid in a pair of boots.
For what possible reason would I want to go?
HEY NOW!!!
It turns out one of our favorite TNOCS members lives just outside town!
We bought tickets, then reached out to V-Dog for suggestions on how to make it a memorable trip. Bill came through. I’m not exactly sure what Bill does for a living, but he may want to consider working for the local tourist board.
We arrived in Nashville just after noon on Tuesday, where Uber Bill met us, complete with a V-Dog T-shirt on, just in case we didn’t recognize him. Check-in wasn’t until 4PM, so we dropped off our bags at Placemakr Music Row and he gave us the grand tour.
As a tourist, one needs to be familiar with two main sections of Nashville: Broadway/Downtown, and Music Row.
Our hotel was almost directly between the two, incredibly convenient as we’d soon learn. Bill drove us around both, sharing interesting tidbits about all things Nashville… for instance:
- Most musical acts in the bars on Broadway are scheduled for four-hour acts, with no
breaks. - The musicians will work within those parameters to take bathroom breaks – for instance…
- An instrumental would give the lead singer a break, a capella the rest of the band.
- If there’s a solo act, they really, REALLY shouldn’t drink during their performance.
(Hint: this guy knows what he’s talking about)
After a drive around town, past the Ryman Theater, Bridgestone Arena and Centennial Park, V-Dog brought us back to Hattie B’s, a Nashville Hot Chicken chain. It’s not home to the “original” hot chicken, but has a great reputation and worth a visit. After Bill left, the Mrs. and I got in line to order. At the counter, my wife ordered the mild version and her sides, then it was my turn…and for the life of me I could not hear the lady behind the counter.
Maybe it was her accent.
Maybe she used a low tone.
Or maybe, just maybe…
Mariah Carey was howling over the speakers, and I couldn’t hear a damn thing. I finally explained my dilemma, which broke the ice. She laughed, my wife interpreted, and fifteen minutes later we had our chicken.
There’s various levels of hotness to a Hattie B’s Nashville Hot:
It was Day One of our anniversary vacation, so I went with Hot! instead of Shut the Cluck Up!!!.
I had all intentions of coming back to try their hottest, but wasn’t going to ruin the trip from the start.
We never got a chance to go back.
Wednesday was a busy day. Sandi and I walked up 12S to Buttermilk Ranch, a breakfast place recommended by some hometown friends, and it was amazing. We stayed there for close to three hours, enjoying the company of the people next to us, the food, the drinks, and finally the bar, where we wrapped up breakfast with dessert and a Bloody Mary…as one does.
It was a fifty-minute walk from our hotel, so what was another fifteen minutes in the opposite direction?
Sevier Park is an artsy neighborhood, and boutique shopping for Sandi.
She found a little independent cowboy boot shop, and (thank God!) found a pair of pink cowboy boots on the Clearance Rack. For $139, it could have been worse: this place had pairs of boots for $2600! It was a win in my book, and the Mrs. counted it as almost $2500 in savings, so we went and bought gifts for the kids back home.
Finished with our jaunt to Nashville’s version of Greenwich Village, we hopped on electric bicycles and made our way back to the hotel.
Nashville is home to almost three-quarters of a million people, but it feels small. The return trip took less than twenty-five minutes, and would’ve been shorter had we figured out an easier way to carry cowboy boots, an umbrella and other goodies we’d picked up along the way.
That night Bill had a surprise for us – he and Ms. V-Dog picked us up and took us to Papa Turney’s, a “juke joint” about fifteen minutes outside of town.
I’d never been to (or heard) about Juke joints, which are African-American establishments which began as a place of socialization on plantations during the Antebellum period, but evolved over time into informal places of celebration.
We were among the first to arrive, and Papa Turney himself had time to come and welcome us to his place. The food was great, and the company? Amazing!
It was a TNOCS gathering!
LoveThisConcept and Both Grouse came into town to meet up and listen to some great music.
On Wednesday nights, Papa Turney’s hosts a jam session. Musicians of all shapes and sizes show up, sign up, and after an opening set by the house band are called onto stage to perform a few songs…and these musicians were fantastic, and it turns out I knew a few of them!
Wait…what exactly was Bill wearing?
Neither he nor I could remember which band had that font, so I reached out to Stereogum’s Scott Lapatine via Twitter.
(answer to the mystery band below…)
I also am disappointed in myself for not remembering to wear my ‘Gum shirt, an ode to Hüsker Dü.
Officially, the “joint” closes at 9, but as long as there’s musicians to play sets, the party carries on.
The mix of musicians was impressive as well – while typically a five-piece band played, that Wednesday saw a flutist (I wanted to write “flautist”, but that’s British English – the things we learn!), and a horn section, with the saxophone player doubling up with a fiddle.
Sometime between 9:30 and 10, the crowd thinned, and us TNOCers grew tired. V-Dog and his wife provided my wife and I a ride home, but not before we shared hugs with LTC and Both Grouse.
I can not thank them enough for the wonderful time we spent together in Nashville, and I hope our paths cross again sometime!
(My daughter and I drove to North Carolina for a wedding over Thanksgiving, and I was 224 miles away from Tennessee. I had to send a picture to the TNOCS gang about a reunion. If only…)
Thursday was our 13th wedding anniversary, which we celebrated by venturing down Broadway for the first time.
We stopped at Nashville Union Station, a turn-of-the-century train terminal that’s become the luxury hotel at the top of the Broadway strip.
I guess Christmas Creep comes early to Union Station…
After a quiet drink (Manhattan for me, espresso martini for the Mrs), we continued to explore the Johnny Cash museum, since he’s one of my eight-year-old’s favorite artists.
If you haven’t visited, it’s really well done.
The pictures don’t do it justice – I spent close to two hours listening, reading and looking at a LOT of Johnny Cash material!
For those who haven’t been to Nashville but have visited New Orleans, Broadway feels more like Frenchmen Street rather than Bourbon Street, just wider and taller. Many of the bars have three floors, with live music on each. The street is packed no matter the time of day – a word of advice: if you’re going to visit this attraction via Uber, have them drop you off a block or two to either side, otherwise you’ll sit in traffic for a long time.
Printers’ Alley is another tourist attraction in Nashville, perpendicular to Broadway. Once the center to (surprise!) the city’s publishing industry, since World War II its been the center of Nashville’s jazz scene. We celebrated our anniversary dinner at Skulls’ Rainbow Room.
No jazz musicians were harmed in the taking of this picture.
Named after Dave “Skull” Schulman (who was shot and killed during a robbery just before the club was scheduled to open), they offer a jazz lounge and burlesque show four nights a week. The jazz was exceptional, and the burlesque good, though I could’ve done without one of the dancers topping off her sword swallowing by shoving a pair of scissors into her nose. NOT across the two nostrils, but up (down?) one of them as far the blade could go. Oof.
According to the emcee, she is one of only about 100 people in the world who can perform that “trick”, so my chances of randomly seeing it again are slim to none.
Our last full day in Nashville Sandi and I wandered over to Centennial Park, home of the Tennessee Centennial celebration.
Scheduled to open 100 years after Tennessee became a state, it opened surprisingly on budget but a year late, in 1897. The exhibition featured a series of buildings which mimicked famous ones from around the world, including a life-size replica of the Parthenon in Athens. After the Exhibition was finished, many of the buildings were torn down, but the Parthenon remained, though not in great condition.
Originally constructed out of wood, plaster and brick, it was rebuilt in the 1920s to reinforce Nashville’s reputation as the “Athens of the South”.
Today, it serves as an art museum, and houses a number of artifacts from the original Parthenon. FUN FACT: the original Parthenon was decorated with bright colors, washed away over time. The one in Nashville attempts to recreate it as it looked 2400 years ago, and might be a surprise to some, since the one in Athens is made of greyed marble.
The rest of the day we hopped around Broadway, checking out various bars and performances while just connecting with each other. This is the first vacation we’ve taken without our children since before Covid, and it was nice to sit in a couple of crowded clubs and just focus on each other.
Our Uber picked us up Saturday morning around 4:30 (not V-dog, though he did offer, God bless him!) and we flew back to Philadelphia around seven.
While Nashville was never on my list of places I “had to see”, it turned out to be a cute little city that I’d love to get back to if given the chance.
Thanks to LoveThisConcept and Both Grouse who gave us a warm welcome, but especially to Bill and Mrs V-Dog gracious hosts and perfect tour guides for such a neat place.
If any of you plan on a trip to Philadelphia, hopefully I can pay the graciousness forward. Until then…
Good on you all.
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Thanks for such details that make us feel like we were with you, thegue. Sounds like a great time.
In North Carolina over Thanksgiving? Next time, you’re around, give @Ozmoe and me a heads-up, and we’ll see about a matchup in this area.
Yes indeed! Let’s make it happen!
I really do need to make this happen!
We’ll be in Wilmington over Christmas, but we’ll have the kids and be visiting my (real) mother and her husband, who are around 80. Next time I’m in Charlotte I’ll come calling!
Man, I almost made the 10 hour round trip to visit with you guys that evening. Turns out that I had some surprise tasks that I had to take care of that evening, so while I wish I could’ve been there, I made the right choice staying. I’m glad it was a fun trip!
Off topic, but a worthy program note:
Check out Link’s live radio show tonight at 8:00 PM EST, here:
https://www.wobofm.com/pop-out-listen-live/
Yes! Tonight if I’m not playing a Christmas song, the song will have the word blue in the title. And I only am featuring one song with a “XXX XXX Blues” title (like “St. Louis Blues” or “Rafferty #2 Blues”) because there are so many of those that I thought it would be cheating. 🙂
This is serendipitous. I was thinking about your visit as I was stuck in traffic near Music Row this morning. It was a fun few days, and Both Grouse and I did another tour around town the day after the jam.
I took him to one of the places I wanted to take you, but didn’t have time. The Tennessee Map Plaza is a stone map of the state that must be a couple hundred feet long. You can walk across it and see all the small towns with funny names: Difficult, Defeated, Nutbush (Tina Tuner’s hometown), and Skullbone. You’ll just have to come back but in the meantime you can see it on Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/hsBrKddHjX5n5SDt7
Nashville is so much more than the honky tonks on Broadway. (They’re not even honky tonks anymore. They’re now upscale Disneyesque versions of honky tonks branded with the names of Country stars. And Kid Rock.) I’m glad you got to 12 South, Music Row, Union Station, and of course Papa Turney’s. Most tourists would never find it, but last week there was a guy from Dallas who deliberately tracked down a jam. I won’t be surprised if he moves here in the next couple years.
Anyway, I truly enjoyed the time I got to spend with you, Sandi, Both Grouse, and LoveThisConcept, and I encourage all you TNOCS regulars to come visit. I’ll pick you up at the airport, too.
Next time I’m in Nashville, it’s a deal! Though Canada is ahead of it on the to do list so might be a while.
Love the placenames. In County Durham in the north east of England are the evocative / off putting villages of Pity Me and No Place.
JJ, quick story:
One of my friends from Damascus worked at the British Embassy. He was originally from Sheffield, but lived in Camden (south London) back in 2010 when he announced he was attending a conference in Indiana, and would I mind a visit in Philadelphia?
Absolutely not! I showed Fat Bastard (his rugby nickname, I was The Dancer) around my city. At the end of it, he asked why Philly was usually missed by Europeans when they visit the States, and I told him that since it’s tucked between NYC and Washington DC, it generally gets overlooked.
The fair citizens of Philly also have a chip on their shoulder about it as well.
Long story: get to Philadelphia when you get a chance, and I’ll give you a tour of the Best City in America.
That goes for all of you (except Phylum, who might know it better than I)!
Think I need to take a few months off work for a US tour.
My home is very near Difficult and Defeated. Defeated has a school whose mascot is a Brave. So the lucky? cheerleaders get to shout “Go, Defeated Braves”! That’s what they get for indulging in cultural appropriation.
Great story, thegue! Really reminded me of some of the great times I had visiting Nashville 3 years ago. Thanks for sharing this.
That’s great! Is that the biggest reunion gathering to date?
Some day I’d like to visit Nashville. I smell a karaoke night in the works…
@thegue can confirm this but he and a bunch of the Philly-centric folks had a gathering there I think there were 7 or 8 people.
Oh damn. I no longer live in Philly, but I visit from time to time. Just went there for my 25-year high school reunion, in fact. I’d likely be down for a future meetup.
Bill, thanks for an exceptional time in Nashville, and if it hadn’t been our anniversary we definitely would’ve spent more time exploring with you, Grouse et al. Maybe next time!
TLeo, Archie Leech, Adam in Philly, Jon Deutsch and a college friend of Archie/TLeo met up in Princeton two summers ago. I’d really love to meet everyone at some point!
My wife will only join us if Michael Buble is in attendance.
I need to give a shout-out to mt for allowing me to share this story on tnocs.com, and bringing us together as a community. He’s the reason why we’re all close friends, though many of us have never met.
I also need to give a shout out to Link – a few years ago, he tracked me down on social media and sent me a message. By chance I stumbled across it in my spam folder, but once I found it I connected with many of the long-time commenters on the ‘Gum.
Thank you, and I can’t wait to see you in person Link (as long as you bring the good weather!)
❤❤
Also, kudos to Both Grouse for his tambourine work at the jam. He shook that thing like it owed him money.
Such a good time that night. I would love to meet more TNOCSers, and if you ever get back this way, be sure to let me know!