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Round 3:”The 2022 All-Time Top Christmas Songs Poll”

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Update – December 15:
Voting is Open until our Meetup Party Group Chat, happening this Friday Night, at:

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If you need a refresher on any of these awesome picks by our readers, scroll down to the comments below, and look for the links!

Thanks so much for such creative nominations, and for joining in the fun! We’ll see you Friday night!


And now, a message from the tnocs.com Full Disclosure and Transparency Desk:

It was not your imagination. The first two rounds were super easy.

Speak for yourself. I’m fried.

Well, data collection not withstanding… we were nominating songs that almost everyone knew.

The only hard part was choosing between so many favorites. But this round will be a bit more challenging. The category is “Christmas Songs That You Love That Aren’t Well-Known, But You Think They Should Be.” (I know, that doesn’t really flow, but you get the idea.)

Or… CSTYLTAWKBYTTSB.
Fixed it for you, Love!

Nominating the songs will be easy enough. I suspect that most of us have one or two of these among our favorites.

The challenge, (but it will be a fun one) is listening to everyone else’s nominations so that we can vote fairly. Hopefully, we will all add a few new songs to our regular Christmas rotation.

I’ll kick Round 3 off with nominations for:

The Simon Sisters – I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day

The Band – Christmas Must Be Tonight (with lyrics)

The format will be the same as last week, a few days for nominations, then a few days for voting. Final results will be revealed on Friday!

And if there’s interest, mt will set up another Live Group Chat. So, name and defend your selections in the comments below!

OK, gang: let’s do it!

Thanks for participating!


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mt58
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December 12, 2022 8:50 am

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Phylum of Alexandria
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December 12, 2022 8:32 am

What fun! As you say, though, this will be a challenge to get a winner.
Well, the quirky obscurity begin!

This is my wife’s favorite Christmas tune, by obscuro artist Alvin Dahn. Doesn’t get simpler than this, and sometimes that’s all ya want!

Alvin Dahn: It’s Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fk0-ySQ6wA

Here’s a lovely rendition of the old French carol. It’s as warm as goth gets.

Siouxsie & the Banshees: Il Est Né, Le Divin Enfant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoqXqYiGv9Y

Speaking of goth, every Christmas needs a spooky romp. Best line ever: “Enjoy your Christmas….it might be your last!”

Alien Sex Fiend: Stuff the Turkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA9TsaK2AwU

On the sweeter side, why not some Italo Disco, by way of Sweden?

Sally Shapiro: Anorak Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxR_JJx50Uw

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December 12, 2022 7:43 pm

I humbly turn in my Siouxsie Sioux completist card. I never heard this before.

“It’s as warm as goth gets.”

I watched The Hunger a couple nights ago. Agree.

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December 12, 2022 8:55 am

Here’s my nomination.

Some of you may remember seeing a rare accompanying video for this one. Because the artist was not a fan of it, I’m linking a newer vid that was blessed by Greg Lake. Most importantly, this version features the original audio recording. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhzNmEQg0EI

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December 12, 2022 3:26 pm
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this shows to me the difference between US and UK ‘Christmas classics’. I think everyone here knows this one

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December 12, 2022 10:05 am

Here’s one that will likely never become anyone’s favorite (it kind of takes the dark elements of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” and cranks them up to eleven), but it’s worth a listen (and it’s short enough to not wear out its welcome as quickly as the aforementioned Elmo & Patsy monstrosity).

Goodboy should probably cover his ears though.

https://youtu.be/-arTNuuLLto

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December 12, 2022 9:17 pm
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This one made me snort in delight.

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December 12, 2022 10:21 am

Ah, good topic! I’ll have to scrape my collection when I get home, but this one comes to mind. There’s a possibility that mt58 will know it because The Fools were an early 80s Boston band and they got some airplay on WBCN, his favorite radio station.

This is “I Shot Santa In My Underwear.”

https://youtu.be/GHY3O3a82k0

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December 12, 2022 9:37 pm
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I found a couple more in my collection. Here’s “Merry Christmas, Baby” by Southern Culture On The Skids.

https://youtu.be/SqkYSegYuwQ

And “Christmas Day” by Detroit Junior.

https://youtu.be/REaR2dLfVQ0

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December 12, 2022 10:03 pm
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Also, “Rock and Roll Christmas” by George Thorogood and the Destroyers.

https://youtu.be/Nifsjw4jp7o

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December 12, 2022 10:24 pm
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Also also, everyone knows this song but I’ve never heard this version until a friend posted it on Facebook just now.

https://youtu.be/-cUz-zAATNI

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December 12, 2022 10:45 pm
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Love this, Virgin! Any Christmas song with a saxophone solo
gets my vote.

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December 13, 2022 10:38 am
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SCOTS! Haven’t thought about them in years!

Phylum of Alexandria
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December 12, 2022 2:04 pm

Okay, a few more submissions.  😄 

This is my wife’s least favorite Christmas song.

Crash Test Dummies: Jingle Bells

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w78jlmBQ1Ro

And this shoegazey gem from Alan Sparhawk and Mimi Parker (R.I.P. Mimi).

Low: Little Drummer Boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDc0qQTc1hM

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December 12, 2022 3:31 pm

Beat me to it with Low. You’ve got my vote!

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December 12, 2022 7:36 pm

I’d rather vote for Mimi Parker than any of my three song selections. I also like Low’s original song “If You Were Born Today”.

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December 13, 2022 12:32 am

“The Christmas Shoes” is new to me. I wrote a paper about melodrama in college. It focused on Dancer in the Dark. And Sirk. And Brecht. I went through, I am told, an annoying two-week stretch, in which I used the term “Brechtian distanciation” at least once a day in conversation. I wish I knew about “The Christmas Shoes”. It works on other levels, independent of entertainment.

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December 13, 2022 8:53 am
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Yes, “The Christmas Shoes” brecht all of the rules about dramatic narrative, taste, restraint, and maybe grammar too, judging from my comment here.

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December 12, 2022 2:51 pm

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_AHLRvuwSB8
IF YOU BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS TREES-CARDINAL

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_tDbPF07akE
EVERYONE IS GOOD-THE ROCHES

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qOk6cp68O8I
BLACKOUT CHOIR-THE ROSEBUDS

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December 12, 2022 3:24 pm

One for the nostalgists;
The Futureheads – Christmas Was Better in the 80s
https://youtu.be/SHNpS-pnH-M

One for the dream pop connoisseur;
Saint Etienne and Tim Burgess – I Was Born On Christmas Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yd-pfEeHoA

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December 12, 2022 3:26 pm

bringing this over from the last thread – It’s Cliched to Be Cynical at Christmas, Half Man Half Biscuit (they’re so right)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxqQtUQErhQ

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December 12, 2022 3:27 pm

And a couple for the those who like their Christmas with a bit of guilt and misery.

Lindisfarne – Winter Song
https://youtu.be/Yg_dsk7u26A

Gruff Rhys – Post Apocalypse Christmas
https://youtu.be/-AWvrUXNAB0

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December 12, 2022 3:42 pm

Well, you’re right, it’s hard to get anyone to listen to anyone else’s favorites. And since these are favorites, I imagine that most will vote for their own favorites. But, what the heck…I don’t care if my song wins…I just want the record to show that I love these songs.

The Wexford Carol – Celtic Woman
The Wexford Carol is an ancient song, but I didn’t know it until about 7 years ago or so. We sang it in a community choir I was in. Then at my suggestion we sang it the next year, too. Then when I joined a choir during my short time in Idaho we sang it there, too. (Did everyone except me know this one?). I listened to a ton of versions online and found that my favorite was by Celtic Woman. It sounds 99 45/100 percent pure. If I were king, every child born would be issued a copy of this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjB64wE0zT0

I struggled what to nominate as my second song. Since my first one was reverent, I’ll choose a fun one. On the B-side of Bing Crosby’s “Do You Hear What I Hear?” (already one of my favorite Christmas songs) is the lighthearted “Christmas Dinner Country Style”. It sounds like a song from a variety show where Bing is announcing all of the activities surrounding Christmas dinner, and all of the food they’re eating. It gives me the warm fuzzies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nYAlHSBDdg

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December 12, 2022 5:04 pm
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“Decatur” is the most fun song ever.

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December 12, 2022 8:51 pm

I’m guessing “Mele Kalikimaka” is way too well-known. Alas.

I can resubmit my Debbie Gibson track from last week that’s very new and not well known.

https://youtu.be/mUJi47PqB7c

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Debbie Gibson wrote her own songs.

I love The Go-Go’s, but you can make the argument that Beauty and the Beat was their only great album, whereas Gibson followed up Out of the Blue with Electric Youth.

Gibson deserves to be in the RR HOF.

Danielle Haim got me out of my guitar, bass, drums in 4/4 time echo chamber. That first Haim album blew my mind. It reminded me of all the mainstream music I hated in the eighties. I started with Gibson, then moved on to Expose.

And then I repeated the same mistake.

I have a friend who returned from a Harry Styles concert in L.A. I threw, maybe, some shade. She sent me Styles covering Christine McVie’s “Songbird”. I liked it. I agreed to give Styles a chance.

I can’t stop listening to “Sign of the Times”. I think it’s better than…

I’ll show myself out.

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December 13, 2022 5:31 am
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No, stay. Open mindedness is a virtue, cappie.

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I share your retrospective respect for Debbie Gibson. Had no idea about her writing AND producing all her songs – very cool!!! That’s why I nominated the song.

However, the Go-Go’s are all-timers. There’s room for all here. I’d be ok with a Debbie Gibson induction, but never at the Go-Go’s expense.

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December 12, 2022 10:55 pm

This song has been bugging my mind since we began this wonderful concept
and I finally figured what song it was.
“What Child Is This” is one of my all time favorites but I’m not sure what category it fits in as I don’t hear very often on the popular Christmas playlists.
If mt58 or Virgin could one again help me out, the Piano Guys do a great version of the song.

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Agreed… that tune (“Greensleeves”) gives me so much peace.

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December 13, 2022 10:40 am

Most Christmas songs rely on nostalgia, here’s one that looks to the future. It’s a dark and horrifying future, but still.
Chiron Beta Prime by Jonathan Coulton

https://youtu.be/B3DyxaCYlfg

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December 13, 2022 10:46 am
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And here’s “The Man With the Bag” by the Lascivious Biddies.
https://youtu.be/vKF6jpB74Z8

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December 13, 2022 10:48 am
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Ana Gasteyer sings about the highlights of the season.
https://youtu.be/I6Pf2jOWMx4

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December 15, 2022 3:19 pm
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Oh, shoot. I would have voted for this. I really miss this era of SNL. Lorne Michaels fired Michaela Watkins and I stopped watching out of protest. Watkins killed as an internet film critic called Angie Tempura.

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December 13, 2022 8:55 pm

This is SO hard. I have so many. I’ll start with “A Perfect Christmas Night” by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, which may not be obscure enough for this category. It does get played in the wild, but not so much. Not the type of song you would expect from them which is probably why I love it so. If this is too obvious then…

I’ll post two others so no lookup required.

Kelita’s “Let’s Make A Baby King” – so bluesy, so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8PjmiZ08PU

The Ella’s – “Candy Cane Lane” – classic Andrews Sisters like harmonies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NyokEpJGjw

Okay, two others that always make me smile when shuffle serves them up and then I’ll stop before I get carried away.

“Text Me Merry Christmas” – Straight No Chaser (ft. Kristen Bell)

“Hey Mr. Snowman” – Kim Wilde

But….wait,.. there’s also….Okay…..I’ll stop…..darn.

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December 15, 2022 1:00 pm

Note: Alvin Dahn and Siouxsie are sharing a vote slot!

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December 15, 2022 3:22 pm

C’mon, “Anorak Christmas”!.

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December 15, 2022 5:19 pm

Man, it’s impossible to narrow it down to seven favorites.

Also, I totally did not exploit the loophole that allows one to vote twice so that I could choose 14 songs instead. *cough*  😌 

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