
Decoding the Weirdest Conversations (That I Probably Shouldn’t Have Been Eavesdropping On)
I’ve accidentally become a professional eavesdropper, which sounds way more glamorous than it actually is. Mostly it just means I’m constantly confused by other people’s conversations. Turns out every hobby has its own secret language, and I’ve appointed myself the unofficial translator for seven examples for anyone else who’s ever wondered what the heck these people are talking about…